The following ad ran on the radio stations WIHA and WSLI!
SATURDAY!!!
AT BOHEMIA EQUESTRIAN SPEEDWAY
THE IHA TRAILER RODEO!!
COME ONE, COME ALL
SEE THE IHA MEMBERS AND THEIR HORSELESS TRAILERS
COMPETE FOR NO PRIZES, JUST FAME AND GLORY!
THE ACTION BEGINS AT 10 AM!! DOORS OPEN AT 9:45.
TOURS OF THE HORSELESS PIT AREA AVAILABLE
WATCH INSPECTOR PETE INSPECT
WATCH INSTRUCTOR KEN INSTRUCT
CATEGORIES:
OBSCENELY BIG TRAILER - DUALLY TRUCK
BIG TRAILER - BIG TRUCK
TRAILER - TRUCK
TRAILER - SUV
TRAILER - VERY UNDERPOWERED FAUX TRUCK
TRAILER - COMPLETELY UNSAFE CAR
NO TRAILER - NO TRUCK
WELL FURNISHED REST ROOMS AVAILABLE (BYOTP)
COMPLETELY UNSANITARY FOOD AREA
GIFT SHOP LOCATED NEAR THE EXIT, OF COURSE!